Once upon a time, scoring 202 points would have been a feat worthy of a parade. That was before all you fuckers decided to add the "Offensive Player" roster slot, effectively turning the JADDL into a 2-QB league—and ruining this site's historical stats in the process.
Still, the Millennium Falcons became just the third team in league history to eclipse the 200-point mark, following in the footsteps of the Longshanks (200.6) and current record-holder IPP (209.4) from a year ago. Perhaps the most impressive part of this particular performance was the fact that the Falcons put up that lofty number while having 6.5 points subtracted from their total, thanks to the Browns D/ST. Turns out, getting 70.4 points from your two starting WRs is a good way to do business in the ol' JADDL.
Oh, and if I would have asked you who you thought the top three RBs in the league are, would you have included Austin Ekeler in your answer? Because he's currently RB 3 after putting up 32.9 points against Saquonda Forever this past weekend.
Jesus 141.0 | Odouls 139.0
Bensons 153.0 | Lanniesters 163.7
The Lanniesters, meanwhile, have rattled off two straight wins after starting the year 0-3. Since I already had the query created, I checked out how 0-3 teams have done historically, and the numbers are nearly as grim: only 11% of them have made the postseason, and none of those have made a Jared Bowl appearance. But there's a first time for everything, and maybe Tom fucking Brady (39.7 points this week) can blaze that trail in his advanced years.